Living in the World of IQ 90

Mailbox Graffiti

2010-12-15T19:01:00.001-08:00

Merry Christmas

2010-12-09T04:59:00.001-08:00

Humor: Bad Parenting

2010-10-18T16:26:00.001-07:00

Halloween Humor

2010-10-18T13:12:00.001-07:00

A cool carved pumpkin.

Going to the Doctor

2010-10-14T05:53:00.001-07:00

No one likes to go to the doctor or dentist. Well, maybe some of you are drug seeking addicts or hypochondriacs and love it, but most of us can’t stand even a routine check up.

Whether it is the germ infested waiting room, or the plethora of people talking on cell phones despite the signs to turn them off, a bad visit to the doctor can start before you ever even get into an exam room. Wait in this waiting room for an hour or so watching an infomercial on hair restoration and you will be ripe to deal with the doctor when it is your turn.

“Sorry about the wait”, your doctor apologizes before even coming in the room.

Naked (because paper gowns cover so much) and in no condition to argue, you smile politely and move on to the issue that brought you to the office in the first place.

Problems you might go to the doctor for and the responses you never want to hear:

Patient: “Doctor, I found this lump right here”.

Doctor: “Yes, I feel it”. Presses hard.

Patient: “Ouch”

Doctor: “Oh, that’s good because cancer doesn’t usually hurt.”
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Patient: “Doctor, my knee keeps locking up and it’s hard to walk”.

Doctor: “How did you get in here? You shouldn’t be walking. You tore your ACL and need surgery.”
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Patient: “This headache won’t go away; I’ve had it since I last saw you three weeks ago.”

Doctor: “What are you doing here? You could be hemorrhaging! You probably have a brain tumor.”
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Patient: “So did you find anything?”

Doctor: “I did, but I don’t know what the hell it is.”
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Doctor: “They told you everything was alright?”

Patient: “Yes” Hour long intense exam ensues.

Doctor: “Well, they were right.”

Because real life is better than anything you can make up.

Humor: More man boobs. Ewww.

2010-07-22T06:46:00.001-07:00

Humor: Insecurity

2010-02-12T16:23:00.000-08:00

Humor: Not so Tasty Tea

2010-02-12T15:05:00.001-08:00

Humor: Tag Sales

2010-02-12T14:29:00.000-08:00

Yes, we recently had a tag sale, that yearly hoeing out of the junk that accumulates in the garage that people screech their tires to stop and look at. The junk that ends up in their garage and they sell next year at their own tag sale.

What I find the most interesting about tag sales is the haggling that goes on. “How much is this (fill in the blank)?”

“It has .50 cents on it.”

“I’ll give you a quarter.”

Yeah, I know, we all like a bargain, but really, haggling over .25 cents? For a once used audio book that was purchased six months ago for $28?

“Take it. You can have it. I already listened to it. He dies in the end. Sad, sad story and so unexpected.”

Better yet are the people who won’t pay a quarter for anything yet when we have a big free sign at the end of our driveway, they load up their car. What they don’t want for a dollar or two, they will cart away when it is free. Hmmm. Just my opinion, but if you don’t want something for a quarter, you probably don’t want it at all.

I actually had someone knock on my door yesterday asking about my free table and chairs that are down by the mailbox.

“Do you have the screws for the legs?”

“Yup, they’re attached.”

“Do you have the table leaf?”

Are they kidding? I thought I was being punked or something. IT’S for FREE!

“No, we don’t have the leaf, I didn’t know it had one.”

Looks at me as if considering “buying” the table despite it’s flaws. Shakes his head.

“That’s too bad.”

He leaves without the table, shaking his head as he walks down the driveway. I just want to scream “It’s free!”, but I close my door quietly.

Next year I am not going to have a tag sale. I am going to have a giant bonfire instead. I’ll start by breaking up this leafless table and use it for kindling. Afterall, it is free.

Humor: Neighbors

2010-02-11T04:17:00.000-08:00

Humor: Redneck Hot Tub

2010-02-09T07:18:00.001-08:00

Funny Fat Men

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Funny Fat People

2010-02-08T14:10:00.000-08:00

Some pictures you just shouldn't pose for.

Humor: Cat in Charge

2010-02-08T14:07:00.000-08:00

Funny Ad

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Humor: Bored on the Subway

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Humor: Gravity Can Be Cruel

2010-02-07T15:20:00.000-08:00

Humor: A Doll that I Won't Be Buying for My Daughter

2010-02-07T13:37:00.000-08:00

Humor: Poor Slide Design

2010-02-07T13:24:00.000-08:00

Humor: Scary Santa

2010-02-07T11:52:00.001-08:00

Humor: Why people use Facebook instead of Twitter

2010-02-07T08:18:00.000-08:00

Humor: Redneck Fire Alarm

2010-02-07T07:31:00.001-08:00

Humor: Spiderman Fail

2010-02-07T05:38:00.000-08:00

TWHIP.

We know why he kept the mask on..

Humor: Girls will be Girls

2010-02-06T17:28:00.000-08:00

Humor: A Few Funny Signs

2010-02-06T17:04:00.001-08:00

Humor: Handicap Accessible?

2010-02-05T12:44:00.001-08:00

Humor: Flu Shots

2010-02-05T12:32:00.000-08:00

Humor: Window Displays

2010-02-05T04:48:00.001-08:00

We can't resist picking on this window display. Does this make YOU feel like buying a mattress? Look comfortable or creepy?

Humor: Self Acceptance

2010-02-05T04:35:00.001-08:00

Humor: Stupid Parents

2010-02-05T04:21:00.000-08:00

Humor: Lots to Think About

2010-02-04T15:04:00.000-08:00

Humor with Turtles

2010-02-04T14:46:00.001-08:00

Where even turtles can be funny.

Humor: Mama Lions

2010-02-04T13:08:00.001-08:00

Humor: A Chorus Line

2010-02-04T04:15:00.000-08:00

Look Closely.

Demotivational Poster: Volkswagon Fail

2010-02-03T13:33:00.001-08:00

Humor: Redneck Biker

2010-02-03T13:23:00.000-08:00

You can call him a redneck, but I dare you to say it to his face.

Redneck Humor: We love Rednecks here.

2010-02-02T08:10:00.000-08:00

Humor: Turtles Say the Darndest Things

2010-02-01T08:42:00.000-08:00

Stupid People With Children

2010-01-06T15:02:00.000-08:00

Stupid people. Enough said.

Humor with Snails

2010-01-05T05:57:00.000-08:00

Humor: You Know You're a Redneck When

2010-01-04T10:02:00.000-08:00

Funny kids playing at the Beach

2010-01-03T17:12:00.000-08:00

Peanut Humor

2009-12-21T06:09:00.000-08:00

The 1980's: Rampant with idiots, rednecks and morons. We love it!

2009-05-30T06:55:00.000-07:00

Two Chicks Ready to Face Off

2009-05-23T03:12:00.000-07:00

Grafitti on a barn

2009-05-13T14:00:00.000-07:00

Artists tried to reclaim the side of this barn with their own kind of grafitti, but the effect of the old grafitti still visible is a bit strange.

The Original Twitter Users

2009-05-10T04:41:00.000-07:00

more rude motivation

2009-05-08T07:34:00.001-07:00

Speed: Jacoby Ellsbury Steals Home

2009-04-27T06:06:00.001-07:00

A Bathroom inside a tree

2009-04-24T03:26:00.000-07:00

The Original Female Athletes Motivational Poster

2009-04-20T16:43:00.001-07:00

Two heads are better than one

2009-04-20T07:15:00.000-07:00

beware of the two headed lizard. He will bite your fingers off two at a time.

Cute, crazy and funny Pictures

2009-04-19T10:25:00.001-07:00

A Mudkip.

A really bad spiderman.

Mama and baby.

A cute chick.

Abs of steel.

A family that prays together

2009-04-18T07:44:00.000-07:00

A family that prays together, stays together

Stupid People

2009-04-08T05:05:00.000-07:00

Because some people really are this stupid.

It was 1980 Something

2009-04-07T13:32:00.000-07:00

How could you not love the eighties?

High hair, aquanet, and flat shoes. The style of the eighties will never be duplicated.

A Collection of Cute Pictures

2009-04-06T15:41:00.000-07:00

Mama bird playing favorites

2009-03-30T10:08:00.000-07:00

Maybe being stepped on is better. Who wants to have everything fed to them on a silver platter anyway?

Mama bird is doing the bird a favor by stepping on his head. She's teaching him the facts of life while treating the other one like a baby.

Although the whole thing is kind of crap, I think. What kind of mother uses her child as a stepladder?

Happy Birthday

2009-03-18T06:27:00.000-07:00

Two Dingleberries

2009-02-22T15:41:00.001-08:00

I don't know how old this is or how often it's been posted, but I've never seen it before. Are they serious? Dingle Berry? Are these two actual football players?

I'm Loving It.

2009-02-18T12:30:00.000-08:00

Fake, but still gross as hell.

Her Hair is a Rat's Nest

2009-02-11T11:04:00.000-08:00

Drunk People Are Just Mean

2009-02-03T09:38:00.001-08:00

One Shitty Haircut

2009-02-03T09:20:00.000-08:00

Drink a Wee Too Much?

2008-11-01T16:57:00.000-07:00

A Lesson in Poor Parenting

2008-10-27T15:07:00.000-07:00

According to the report, the Police responded to J’s home at approximately 5:20 am for a report of a female screaming for help. J reported to the police that W had been drinking and was drunk. W began arguing with J and became combative towards her.

J began to feel unsafe and left the apartment for a short time, however, the children were left in the care of W. When J returned to the home she began getting the children ready for bed. While getting the children ready, W again began arguing. J again left the house to get away from W and again the children were left in the home in the care of W. When she returned home, W was angry and continued to argue with J.

During the argument W grabbed J by the hair and arm and threw her on the floor. He then held her down while punching and slapping her. J stated that she does not remember exactly how many times W hit her while she was on the floor because she eventually blacked out. When she regained consciousness W asked J if she wanted him to get a knife so she could stab him. W then went to get a knife. J used the opportunity to flee the house and again left the children behind. W followed her outside and hit her several more times. The police responded at this time and W was arrested.”

The Average American

2008-10-27T05:19:00.000-07:00

I hope it isn't true. I have more faith in the American people than this, but I have read a number of times that the average american IQ is 90. This would explain the people in the bank that take twenty minutes to fill out there deposit slip and the fact that my coffee is never right when I go to Dunkin Donuts. But really, IQ 90? Do people understand just how low of an IQ that is?
Help us all. Get our children in school and make them work hard and study. If we are a country with an average IQ of 90, we are in trouble.